By Katie Munday| Reporter

Feeling lonely? Don’t want to spend another V-Day alone? Need a Valentines Day date? Some Avon High School students provided some helpful lines to get a date for February 14th.

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.” Ryan King, 11

“Are you the inventor of the airplane? Because you look Wright to me.” Jenna Bradford, 10

“I just handed you an orange. It’s because you’re lacking in Vitamin Me.” Hannah Shaefer, 10

“Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I found his missing angel.” Michaela Spinazze, 11

“Hey, did you know that the five most common letters in the English language are U, R, A, Q, T?” Brandon Stephens, 10

“You look like trash! Can I take you out?” Matthew Spinazze, 9

“Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.” Isabel Lentz, 10

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be fine print.” Emily Bingham, 10

“Are you from Starbucks? Because I love you a latte.” Megan Howard, 9

“Are you Campbell’s chicken noodle soup? Because you’re mm mm good.” Joshua Schlutow, 10

“Can I follow you? My mom told me to follow my dreams.” Sara Nanninga, 10

“I heard you’re good in Algebra. You can replace my X without asking Y.” Katie Steiner, 9

“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” Nam Huynh, 10

“Are you Izzie Stevens? Because you just stole my heart.” Ellie Howard, 10

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.” Sarah Nawar, 10

Illustration by Alyssa Bates| Business Manager


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