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Sprayground Bags, What You’ve Seen Before
By Jerica Bernfield // Reporter I’m sure you’ve seen them everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Maybe you’ve recognized those pink checkered bags? Or maybe you’ve seen the cartoon references or the alien pulling the blank side away to reveal a galaxy? Regardless of which one you’ve seen around, you know Sprayground. Maybe you don’t know… Read more
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A 10-Step Plan to Survive the Halls as a Short(ish) Person
By Miryam Starr // Reporter The average height for a sixteen-year-old girl in America is five feet five inches. I am five feet tall, and, for the sake of being obnoxious, I’m five feet one inch in my Converse. Unfortunately, there are some scenarios where being on the shorter side is less of a blessing… Read more
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6-7 is Peak
By Reporter // Grace Otey 6-7 is not cringe. I refuse to let adults or Debbie Downer kids tell me otherwise. Maybe they are just a pair of numbers, but it’s the universal reactions that bring the comedy. What do you mean I make an absurd hand motion, and half the room laughs and the… Read more
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In Praise of Homework: Your New Favorite Hobby (Satire)
By Ella Staton // Editor-in-Chief I entered my car after a rather short day of school and felt a wave of emptiness. It was the first time I had been separated from my sacred studies all day. I raced home and grabbed my bulky backpack from the backseat of my car. I set it down… Read more
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NPCs and the Problem with Labels
By Idowu Adeleke // Reporter You’ve seen them: the people you’ve never talked to, the slow walkers and loud talkers with seemingly no objective but to fill up space. NPCs. NPCs, or Non-Playable Characters, are rooted in the gaming community, referring to the characters with pre-programmed dialogue that the player interacts with. For the most… Read more
