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  • Photo Gallery: Dance Teams Perform at Winter Recital

    Photo Gallery: Dance Teams Perform at Winter Recital

    By: Nikola Meissner // Reporter Read more

  • 30 Texts, No Reply. Where’d My Friend Go?

    30 Texts, No Reply. Where’d My Friend Go?

    By Nikola Meissner // Reporter ● Illustration by Nathan Miller My friend is missing, I don’t know where she’s gone. There’s no response when I call, no response when I text. I’m worried, this isn’t like her. Just last week we were facetiming nightly and texting constantly. When our weekly hangouts began to dwindle, I Read more

  • The Definitive Guide to Color Coding Your Classes

    The Definitive Guide to Color Coding Your Classes

    By Corinne Bender // Reporter Math is red. No, it’s not blue, purple, or black. Red is widely recognized as the color of panic. Panic, just like what you feel when Mrs. Leahy calls on you for example four on the notes and you don’t know the answer. Panic, just like how you feel when you fail the unit three test with the number 50 written at the top of your paper in bold, RED ink. Trust me, math doesn’t just wear red, it owns it.  Now before the hate comes flooding Read more

  • Sprayground Bags, What You’ve Seen Before

    Sprayground Bags, What You’ve Seen Before

    By Jerica Bernfield // Reporter I’m sure you’ve seen them everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Maybe you’ve recognized those pink checkered bags? Or maybe you’ve seen the cartoon references or the alien pulling the blank side away to reveal a galaxy? Regardless of which one you’ve seen around, you know Sprayground. Maybe you don’t know Read more

  • A 10-Step Plan to Survive the Halls as a Short(ish) Person

    A 10-Step Plan to Survive the Halls as a Short(ish) Person

    By Miryam Starr // Reporter The average height for a sixteen-year-old girl in America is five feet five inches. I am five feet tall, and, for the sake of being obnoxious, I’m five feet one inch in my Converse. Unfortunately, there are some scenarios where being on the shorter side is less of a blessing Read more

  • 6-7 is Peak

    6-7 is Peak

    By Reporter // Grace Otey 6-7 is not cringe. I refuse to let adults or Debbie Downer kids tell me otherwise. Maybe they are just a pair of numbers, but it’s the universal reactions that bring the comedy. What do you mean I make an absurd hand motion, and half the room laughs and the Read more