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30 Texts, No Reply. Where’d My Friend Go?
By Nikola Meissner // Reporter ● Illustration by Nathan Miller My friend is missing, I don’t know where she’s gone. There’s no response when I call, no response when I text. I’m worried, this isn’t like her. Just last week we were facetiming nightly and texting constantly. When our weekly hangouts began to dwindle, I Read more
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The Definitive Guide to Color Coding Your Classes
By Corinne Bender // Reporter Math is red. No, it’s not blue, purple, or black. Red is widely recognized as the color of panic. Panic, just like what you feel when Mrs. Leahy calls on you for example four on the notes and you don’t know the answer. Panic, just like how you feel when you fail the unit three test with the number 50 written at the top of your paper in bold, RED ink. Trust me, math doesn’t just wear red, it owns it. Now before the hate comes flooding Read more
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Sprayground Bags, What You’ve Seen Before
By Jerica Bernfield // Reporter I’m sure you’ve seen them everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Maybe you’ve recognized those pink checkered bags? Or maybe you’ve seen the cartoon references or the alien pulling the blank side away to reveal a galaxy? Regardless of which one you’ve seen around, you know Sprayground. Maybe you don’t know Read more
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A 10-Step Plan to Survive the Halls as a Short(ish) Person
By Miryam Starr // Reporter The average height for a sixteen-year-old girl in America is five feet five inches. I am five feet tall, and, for the sake of being obnoxious, I’m five feet one inch in my Converse. Unfortunately, there are some scenarios where being on the shorter side is less of a blessing Read more
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6-7 is Peak
By Reporter // Grace Otey 6-7 is not cringe. I refuse to let adults or Debbie Downer kids tell me otherwise. Maybe they are just a pair of numbers, but it’s the universal reactions that bring the comedy. What do you mean I make an absurd hand motion, and half the room laughs and the Read more
